OMG Cheesecakery in Austin, Texas

The only reason this is not a 1 star review is because the nutella one that my girlfriend had was at least edible. Not bad, just certainly not good. I can not say enough bad things about this place and the cheesecake. After searching for the best treats in Austin on my phone, I came across The Austin Chronicle article which named this place's pb&j cheesecake as #6 on their top 10! We went right there and ordered one. We went from excited to underwhelmed in just one bite. The crust did not stay together and flaked apart into a dry,chalky, mush-mess in my mouth. The filling was over-whipped and tasted like store bought preservative filled peanut butter. The topping was Smucker's! This was not a play on pb&j, but a pb&j. I feel like it was packed in a school lunch and left to sit.. I started getting headache about a quarter the way through and before I got to halfway, I had to throw it away. The nutella one was meh. In addition, the loud music was obnoxious and the overflowing trash cans made this feel like the final hours of a frat party rather then the nice night we were looking for. This is another example of some corporate schmo with no culinary or restaurant experience thinking that it would be a great idea to get into the food truck business. On the website, they show pictures of 'samples' which you can clearly see the build up of a considerate amount of condensation on the inside of the lids of the cheesecake. All that condensation can only mean that the lids were put on while the cheesecakes were still hot, trapping in all the moisture and causing an ideal environment for bacteria to grow. If this continues someone will get sick. This guy calls himself a mastermind on his website, which was then copied & pasted here on his yelp... smucker's on top of cheesecake, that takes a real genius.